WHAT?
Courage is comingRemove the top half, and Boromir becomes First World Courage Wolf
I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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if i did a somersault would it be called a pizza roll?
this girl in my class sat there staring at pictures of cantaloupes the whole lesson
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
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